Iberia, Sweet Iberia

Land of beaches and Spanish flies

I'm glad I took the advice to wear a cup.
Oh yeah, The bull died.

My 15 minutes also included a brief stint as a matador in Spain.

As you can probably tell, this particular day was a national holiday. Apparently, October 17 is "el día de Alice Cooper." I was rocking out pretty good at the post-bull bash to some Schools Out.

For those of you not in the know, Portugal also rules. It's got a special place in my heart. Contrary to popular opinion, it's way better than Missouri.

Unfortunately, the last picture I have is me screaming and chasing a car that seems to be filled with Moroccans. I think those pricks stole my camera. At least they didn't suicide bomb my ass.

Buon Giorno, Italia

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