Europa 2004

I've been known to do some stupid stuff when I've been bored. Like the night I drove 500 miles for a taquito. I've ridden airport trains for several hours for no real reason, except to see how many stupid looks I could get from people that actually had an agenda. Hell, I even saw "The Hulk" twice, and that movie sucked the first time. Turns out I've been bored pretty much my entire adult (and pre-adult) life.

My latest great idea to alleviate boredom is to leave my (worthless) job, put my (monotonous) life on hold, and waste my meager savings on a backpacking trip in another continent. It turns out Asia's full of terrorists and communists, and Africa's full of terrorists and diseases.

So, I decided Europe is the place for me. Rumor has it they got a lot of stuff there. And it's way less boring than Texas, right? I mean Texas is cool and all, but after 24 years, I need a Texas sabbatical. Besides, I've only been detained by authorities in two countries my whole life. Two countries? What a damn gyp. Europe's got a lot of countries. How sweet would it be to be escorted out of the Vatican by armed guards?

Anyway (lame ass plot device approaching), being that my camera is possessed by demonic spirits (it was real cheap). I already have the pictures of my 3+ months abroad. It looks like I'm gonna have a pretty good time.

At some point in the future, I'll have some real pages about how much Europe rules. Instead, here's some horseshit I threw together well before I ever crossed the Atlantic.

Jolly old Britannia	France	Germania
Czech Republic	Upper Germania	Switzerland
Greece	Italia	Iberia