Italia

Land of Pasta, Popes and a pretty popular peninsula

With enough vino, you can reach about two gondola lengths

The boot is a pretty good place to hang out. Especially if, like me, you enjoying peeing off a gondola. I really let loose on that grand canal while I was in Venice.

Damn near got elected as prime minister too. The Italian people were really impressed with my platform of "Alberto Tomba for sainthood." I think I would've won if I didn't tell a reporter that "olives suck, $7 capuccinos suck, you suck, and Ferrari can lick my balls."