Czech Republic

Land of old buildings and hockey players

Heidi Klum Withdrawal hits home

Most of my Prague pictures didn't turn out real well. Apparently the only two beverages in the city are beer and absinthe. Luckily, like everything in Prague, they're cheaper here than everywhere else I went. Being something of a bargain hunter, I made sure to have my share of both

My most embarrassing moment is a direct result. Apparently, I was so drunk at one point I ended up in bed with a black bear. The next morning,my midsection looks almost as scratched up as el Jésus in "The Passion." Made me wonder what inspired Mel to make the movie.

In my defense, the bear's hotel room looks much nicer than the hostel bunks I slept in for most of the trip. Doesn't really make up for the fact that the hairy bitch clawed a czech phone number onto my left ass cheek. Apparently, they'll give phones to anybody over there.