ABOUT

This site is dedicated to the memory of Lyle Alzado.

Lyle Alzado

1949-1992

Without Lyle there would be no alpine mammals. In fact, without Lyle, it's entirely possible that we would all be enduring a nuclear winter right now (if we're lucky). Worst of all, we might be facing a terrible surplus of steriod abusing football players.

Why Llamas, Queetars, the Swiss, Marmots and Rocky Mountain Bighorn Rams?

They all have 3 things in common:

1. They're mammals living at high altitude
2. They were loved dearly by that God among Gentiles, Lyle Alzado
3. They're misunderstood and hated by the majority of people

This website is aimed to fix that last problem. If I can educate the world about these mammals, we can focus this hatred solely on the ones that deserve it, like the yellow-bellied marmot (and the entire woodchuck/marmot family). Certainly a llama or a Swiss Miss doesn't deserve to be ridiculed or have rocks thrown at it (unless you have good reason, like it stole your lasagna). Perhaps someday I can make this Utopian dream a reality. Regardless, I will continue to try to educate the masses, one moron at a time.

Does the content of this website crawl under your skin and render you a functionless insomniac useless to the world around you? If so, contact the webmaster. First realize that this tongue in cheek website is not to be taken seriously, and accordingly, I will probably not take your emails seriously. Also, please feel free to drop a line and share your ideas about the future of llamas online.

No clue where to find the Queetar live video feed that all your friends have told you about? Can't seem to figure out where go to find out if you truly are in fact of Swiss Ancestry? View the site map. It's jam packed with more useful knowledge than a game of Trivial Pursuit. You may even find some hidden pages. That's what we like to call a teaser.

Oh yeah, I don't live in the mountains. I live in a city (Dallas, Texas) that's flatter than a 3rd grade girl. Okay, that wasn't really funny.